THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS
"Paramore pulled off tour for a week when Hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her"
oh my gOD HAHAHAHHA
Nails - I Will Not Follow
Fuck the sheep who tell me how to live.
I wasn’t born to follow or swallow anybodies shit.
that is impossible white people invented fingers
WHITE PEOPLE INVENTED FINGERS
"their chicken is really spicy"
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy"
"the air was spicy"
"The staff was very rude"
"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"
"They gave me chopsticks"